CHAT FROM MY BIGGEST CASH ONLINE

Jeremy Behringer: *** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JSB1976 [Kh Kd]
JSB1976: raises 200 to 300
König270: folds
rianly: folds
qualityatbat: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [3h Ah 2c]
qualityatbat: checks
JSB1976: checks
*** TURN *** [3h Ah 2c] [9c]
qualityatbat: bets 200
JSB1976: calls 200
*** RIVER *** [3h Ah 2c 9c] [8h]
qualityatbat: bets 300
JSB1976: calls 300
*** SHOW DOWN ***
qualityatbat: shows [Jc Ac] (a pair of Aces)
JSB1976: shows [Kh Kd] (a pair of Kings)
qualityatbat collected 1650 from pot
JSB1976 said, "right"
willis mccoy: I know it sux but here you have to fold/repop calling gets no info
Jeremy Behringer: *** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JSB1976 [Jc Js]
Face of LA: raises 50 to 100
tooning71: folds
JSB1976: raises 200 to 300
KGBace: folds
Face of LA: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [8s Ks 4c]
JSB1976: bets 730 and is all-in
Face of LA: calls 635 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [8s Ks 4c] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [8s Ks 4c 9h] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JSB1976: shows [Jc Js] (a pair of Jacks)
Face of LA: shows [9d 8d] (two pair, Nines and Eights)
Face of LA collected 1920 from pot
willis mccoy: with a big stack according to the blinds with JJ you have to just call with hopes of having position or raise light to 250. This way you can get an idea of where your at. And you don't commit alot of chips if someone shoves behind.
willis mccoy: shoving the flop was very bad
willis mccoy: The only play that justifies this is having 10 bb's or less
Jeremy Behringer: Barnacle Seafood
willis mccoy: ???
willis mccoy: playing in the 3r
Jeremy Behringer: He'll get you your lobsters and shit
willis mccoy: and 20,000 11$
willis mccoy: i need them good prices
Jeremy Behringer: Tell him Chris Blum gave you his number
willis mccoy:
willis mccoy: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
willis mccoy: cool
willis mccoy: thx man
willis mccoy: deep in 3r
willis mccoy: my stack sux
Jeremy Behringer: cool
Jeremy Behringer: I'll check it out
Jeremy Behringer: my boy has been buying his shit from him for years
willis mccoy: cool
willis mccoy: good prices im sure
willis mccoy: does he sell
Jeremy Behringer: hell yea, his dad owns a seafood rest. and thats where he gets his shit from
willis mccoy: ah i see
Jeremy Behringer: very succesful rest.
Jeremy Behringer: you play any SNG today?
willis mccoy: 2
Jeremy Behringer: and?
Jeremy Behringer: fuck you got here?
willis mccoy: kq
Jeremy Behringer: ????
willis mccoy: off
Jeremy Behringer: damn
Jeremy Behringer: ballsy mother fucker
willis mccoy: tired of playing like a bitch
willis mccoy: had bad luck in the 3r but im happy
Jeremy Behringer: I'm gonna try to play 300 SNG this month
willis mccoy: good
Jeremy Behringer: 75 per week
Jeremy Behringer: about 10 per day
willis mccoy: yeah bro now that's a plan
Jeremy Behringer: at a $3 per game average at least and I will be happy
willis mccoy: i am basically gonna keep playing to my roll and if i have to move down ill do it
willis mccoy: but im gonna play to win fuck it
willis mccoy: i got to get over the hump
Jeremy Behringer: I have to play 13 games tonight to get caught up to my pace
willis mccoy: well i got all weekend
willis mccoy: im learning everyday
Jeremy Behringer: I have to fucking work tomorrow night
Jeremy Behringer: pissed about that because I usually watch the Final 4 every year
willis mccoy: this shit is hard though man
willis mccoy: 9th place
willis mccoy: just destroyed a guy
Jeremy Behringer: hh
willis mccoy: kk
willis mccoy: PokerStars Game #16491167420: Tournament #82580350, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2008/04/04 - 21:01:19 (ET)
Table '82580350 283' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: playalong (6765 in chips)
Seat 2: oJOKo (10690 in chips)
Seat 3: Dirt007 (1938 in chips)
Seat 4: jussblaze420 (13745 in chips)
Seat 5: chokol8ice (9232 in chips)
Seat 6: HONESTDOUG (16752 in chips)
Seat 7: SR8tAcEto5 (22643 in chips)
Seat 8: pokerThomas1 (1555 in chips)
Seat 9: xv_JKlay_vx (12380 in chips)
playalong: posts the ante 25
oJOKo: posts the ante 25
willis mccoy: Dirt007: posts the ante 25
jussblaze420: posts the ante 25
chokol8ice: posts the ante 25
HONESTDOUG: posts the ante 25
SR8tAcEto5: posts the ante 25
pokerThomas1: posts the ante 25
xv_JKlay_vx: posts the ante 25
xv_JKlay_vx: posts small blind 200
playalong: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SR8tAcEto5 [Td 8d]
oJOKo: folds
Dirt007: folds
jussblaze420: folds
willis mccoy: chokol8ice: folds
HONESTDOUG: folds
SR8tAcEto5: raises 500 to 900
pokerThomas1: folds
xv_JKlay_vx: calls 700
playalong: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jd Kd Qd]
xv_JKlay_vx: checks
SR8tAcEto5: checks
*** TURN *** [Jd Kd Qd] [7s]
xv_JKlay_vx: bets 1600
SR8tAcEto5: raises 2399 to 3999
xv_JKlay_vx: raises 7456 to 11455 and is all-in
SR8tAcEto5: calls 7456
willis mccoy: ** RIVER *** [Jd Kd Qd 7s] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
xv_JKlay_vx: shows [Ah Tc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
SR8tAcEto5: shows [Td 8d] (a flush, King high)
SR8tAcEto5 collected 25335 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 25335 | Rake 0
Board [Jd Kd Qd 7s 4c]
Seat 1: playalong (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: oJOKo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Dirt007 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jussblaze420 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: chokol8ice folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy:
willis mccoy: 9th@break
willis mccoy: not my best run so far but it is my best played
willis mccoy: PokerStars Game #16491849833: Tournament #82580350, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2008/04/04 - 21:34:25 (ET)
Table '82580350 283' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: playalong (10240 in chips)
Seat 2: oJOKo (6278 in chips)
Seat 3: southern24_1 (8679 in chips)
Seat 4: jussblaze420 (11870 in chips)
Seat 5: chokol8ice (14189 in chips)
Seat 6: HONESTDOUG (17552 in chips)
Seat 7: SR8tAcEto5 (34278 in chips)
Seat 8: ThaSmuggla (17975 in chips)
Seat 9: Notforever (9475 in chips)
playalong: posts the ante 75
oJOKo: posts the ante 75
willis mccoy: southern24_1: posts the ante 75
jussblaze420: posts the ante 75
chokol8ice: posts the ante 75
HONESTDOUG: posts the ante 75
SR8tAcEto5: posts the ante 75
ThaSmuggla: posts the ante 75
Notforever: posts the ante 75
HONESTDOUG: posts small blind 400
SR8tAcEto5: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SR8tAcEto5 [7c Jd]
ThaSmuggla: raises 800 to 1600
Notforever: folds
willis mccoy: playalong: folds
oJOKo: folds
southern24_1: folds
jussblaze420: folds
chokol8ice: folds
HONESTDOUG: folds
SR8tAcEto5: calls 800
*** FLOP *** [8s Js 8h]
SR8tAcEto5: bets 1268
ThaSmuggla: calls 1268
*** TURN *** [8s Js 8h] [5d]
SR8tAcEto5: checks
ThaSmuggla: bets 4000
SR8tAcEto5: raises 27335 to 31335 and is all-in
willis mccoy: ThaSmuggla: calls 11032 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [8s Js 8h 5d] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SR8tAcEto5: shows [7c Jd] (a full house, Jacks full of Eights)
ThaSmuggla: shows [9s 9c] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
SR8tAcEto5 collected 36875 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 36875 | Rake 0
Board [8s Js 8h 5d Jc]
Seat 1: playalong folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: oJOKo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: southern24_1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jussblaze420 folded before Flop (didn't b
willis mccoy:
Jeremy Behringer: HU
willis mccoy: kk
willis mccoy: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
willis mccoy: 7th
Jeremy Behringer: I'm so sick of these lucky mother fuckers
Jeremy Behringer: I beat that fucker 3 times
Jeremy Behringer: piece of shit hits straights / trips / flushes every time he's all in
willis mccoy: I SAW
willis mccoy: 4th here
Jeremy Behringer: you better win that bitch
willis mccoy: YES I PLAN ON IT
willis mccoy: FUCKING RIGHT
Jeremy Behringer:
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy: PLAYING MY GAME BRO
willis mccoy:
willis mccoy: dude i am doing my best to shove this stack up every short stack's ass as i posibly can
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy: i am not fucing around J
willis mccoy: i am going to Atleast FT this bitch
willis mccoy: and do my fucing best to win
Jeremy Behringer: listen
Jeremy Behringer: just don't get toooooo aggresive
Jeremy Behringer: agressive
willis mccoy: yes i know
Jeremy Behringer: don't be shoving a SS with a hefty bag
willis mccoy: gotcha
willis mccoy: i have just been raising with garbage with position
willis mccoy: im not gonna play a big pot
willis mccoy: unless i got it
willis mccoy: im using that list we talked about on yahoo that one night
Jeremy Behringer: true
Jeremy Behringer: the payouts in that MTT blow bad
Jeremy Behringer: FT is good, but the rest is retarded
Jeremy Behringer: they pay about 120 more than they should
willis mccoy: right
willis mccoy: donkey pay
Jeremy Behringer: dumb
Jeremy Behringer: payout structure musta been designed by a haw
willis mccoy:
Jeremy Behringer: 1st should be at least $5K
Jeremy Behringer: if not $6K
willis mccoy: made for Haws by Haws
Jeremy Behringer:
Jeremy Behringer: one of my valets might be a 1st round pick in this years baseball draft
Jeremy Behringer: dude is 17 and throws 96mph
willis mccoy: no shit
Jeremy Behringer: he played a game this week where he beat the number 3 team in the nation that was undefeated all by himself
Jeremy Behringer: 4-0
willis mccoy: you gonna let me take a picture with him
willis mccoy: set it up
Jeremy Behringer: he drove in all 4 runs and threw a 2 hitter
Jeremy Behringer: struck out 18 in 6 and a third IP
willis mccoy: lol
willis mccoy: dam
Jeremy Behringer: and he's a nerd
willis mccoy: NO SHIT
Jeremy Behringer: about 6' and 130lbs
Jeremy Behringer: dude needs a sandwich
willis mccoy: lol
willis mccoy: fuck now i got to tighen up becase the shorties are so low
Jeremy Behringer: lol @ shorties
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy: lol
Jeremy Behringer: poor bastards
willis mccoy: PokerStars Game #16493356077: Tournament #82580350, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (1000/2000) - 2008/04/04 - 22:47:52 (ET)
Table '82580350 30' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: ludan54 (44819 in chips)
Seat 2: 206mstrmind (44163 in chips)
Seat 3: Joliet Jake (95754 in chips)
Seat 4: SR8tAcEto5 (91929 in chips)
Seat 5: SneakyFerret (64515 in chips)
Seat 6: smokey0721 (52012 in chips)
Seat 7: peco03867 (58688 in chips)
Seat 8: Rule351111 (24429 in chips)
Seat 9: drshark0 (59422 in chips)
ludan54: posts the ante 200
206mstrmind: posts the ante 200
willis mccoy: Joliet Jake: posts the ante 200
SR8tAcEto5: posts the ante 200
SneakyFerret: posts the ante 200
smokey0721: posts the ante 200
peco03867: posts the ante 200
Rule351111: posts the ante 200
drshark0: posts the ante 200
SR8tAcEto5: posts small blind 1000
SneakyFerret: posts big blind 2000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SR8tAcEto5 [3d 3s]
smokey0721: folds
peco03867: raises 4000 to 6000
willis mccoy: Rule351111: folds
drshark0: folds
ludan54: folds
206mstrmind: folds
Joliet Jake: folds
SR8tAcEto5: calls 5000
SneakyFerret: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ts 5c 5h]
SR8tAcEto5: checks
peco03867: bets 14000
SR8tAcEto5: raises 14000 to 28000
peco03867: calls 14000
*** TURN *** [Ts 5c 5h] [8h]
SR8tAcEto5: checks
willis mccoy: peco03867: bets 8000
SR8tAcEto5: calls 8000
*** RIVER *** [Ts 5c 5h 8h] [Qs]
SR8tAcEto5: bets 20000
peco03867: folds
SR8tAcEto5 collected 87800 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 87800 | Rake 0
Board [Ts 5c 5h 8h Qs]
Seat 1: ludan54 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: 206mstrmind folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Joliet Jake (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: SR8tAcEto5 (small blind) collected (87800)
Seat 5: SneakyFerret (big blind) folded before Flop
willis mccoy:
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy: HE DINT HAVE SHIT
willis mccoy: NEITHER DID I
willis mccoy: already had my KK cracked by AA hand before
Jeremy Behringer: HU and a bubble here
willis mccoy: kk
Jeremy Behringer: took 1st in the $25 and 2nd in the $13
willis mccoy: gg
Jeremy Behringer: 31 games so far this week for a $143.80 profit at a $4.64 per game average profit
Jeremy Behringer: my week started on the 1st
willis mccoy:
willis mccoy:
Jeremy Behringer: $14 Avg. stake
willis mccoy: there ya go
Jeremy Behringer: still 9 games behind my pace, fuck
willis mccoy: play 9 tables
Jeremy Behringer:
Jeremy Behringer: and go nuts
willis mccoy: lol
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Jeremy Behringer: \m/
willis mccoy: yes
Jeremy Behringer: took a little catnap
willis mccoy:
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy: im still here huh???
willis mccoy: lol
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy: the avg m is 10
willis mccoy: dude calls with AK to a shove of 7
willis mccoy: very bad call
Jeremy Behringer: dudes a donk
Jeremy Behringer: he's from my area too
willis mccoy: lol
Jeremy Behringer: \m/
Jeremy Behringer: look at okie's ass
Jeremy Behringer:
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy: lol
Jeremy Behringer: QQ?
willis mccoy: 77
Jeremy Behringer: i wouldn't
Jeremy Behringer: he had at least 10 10 with that quick raise
Jeremy Behringer: suited A9 maybe
willis mccoy: i knew it was risky
Jeremy Behringer: not bad tho
Jeremy Behringer: I had you on QQ so he had to of had a monster
willis mccoy: the board was rainbow
willis mccoy: i fucked up
willis mccoy: i should have checkraised
Jeremy Behringer: to clubs on board
Jeremy Behringer: 2
willis mccoy: okie has a nice ass huh
Jeremy Behringer: holy fuck bro
Jeremy Behringer: look at that bitch
willis mccoy: dude was on a flush
willis mccoy: i bet
Jeremy Behringer: nah man, he had a beast
Jeremy Behringer: well
Jeremy Behringer: he did only call your pre-flop raise
Jeremy Behringer: that should eliminate AA or KK at least
willis mccoy: right
Jeremy Behringer: he had 10 10 or JJ
Jeremy Behringer: 100% sure
willis mccoy: i thought TT
Jeremy Behringer: thats kind of a 10 10 or JJ play with that board and that pre-flop bitch call
Jeremy Behringer: look at that rump
Jeremy Behringer: delicious
willis mccoy: yes
willis mccoy: id lick the middle
willis mccoy:
Jeremy Behringer: eat the corn out of her ass
Jeremy Behringer:
Jeremy Behringer: i'd like to smack the shit out of it 1 time
willis mccoy: your wife would love it try it
willis mccoy:
willis mccoy: im gonna set someone up for a big pot
Jeremy Behringer: i smack that thing daily
willis mccoy: jacked off 400,000
Jeremy Behringer: only 11 players above avg. stack out of 35
willis mccoy: kk
Jeremy Behringer: I'm so close to saying patricia looks like Ms. Piggy
willis mccoy: nooooooooooo
willis mccoy: don't do it
Jeremy Behringer: slut said "ship it"
willis mccoy: lol
Jeremy Behringer: gooooooooooooooo
Jeremy Behringer: Ax gooooooooooooooooo
willis mccoy: i want to call this so bad
Jeremy Behringer: he's on tilt
willis mccoy: 89s
Jeremy Behringer: wtf are you doing in the hand with that shit in that position?
willis mccoy: accident fucker
Jeremy Behringer: lol
Jeremy Behringer: accidents are for babies and bad drivers
willis mccoy: i did it without thinking
willis mccoy: the ass threw me off
Jeremy Behringer: not DEEP INTO MTT FUCKING POKER PLAYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeremy Behringer: focus mother fucker
Jeremy Behringer: god damnit
willis mccoy: lol
Jeremy Behringer: syah needs a V8
Jeremy Behringer: patricia?
Jeremy Behringer: i almost said it man
Jeremy Behringer: LOL
Jeremy Behringer: LOL
Jeremy Behringer: "was looking at the fatty"
Jeremy Behringer: "who? patricia?"
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy: no
willis mccoy: ass
willis mccoy: lol
Jeremy Behringer: surprised water is still in that pool
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy:
Jeremy Behringer:
Jeremy Behringer: AF2323 flew out to Utah today for a week of skiing
willis mccoy: lucky rich fucker
Jeremy Behringer: dude bought 6 tickets that set him back over $2K
Jeremy Behringer: plane tickets
Jeremy Behringer: rented a Suburban also
willis mccoy: lol
Jeremy Behringer: nfh
Jeremy Behringer: fuck that limper
willis mccoy: AK
Jeremy Behringer: 25 still the right play
Jeremy Behringer: limpin pussy
willis mccoy: true
Jeremy Behringer: lol
Jeremy Behringer:
Jeremy Behringer: don't fucking do it
Jeremy Behringer: \m/
Jeremy Behringer: reel this bitch in
willis mccoy: kk
Jeremy Behringer: now you are getting into some decent cash
Jeremy Behringer: considering the buy in
willis mccoy: right
Jeremy Behringer: gonna be funny when you have to transfer $439.19 to tops when you win
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy: dam
willis mccoy: no shit
Jeremy Behringer: kidding fool
willis mccoy: no ill do it
willis mccoy: it's for the team
Jeremy Behringer: 156.16 for a 2nd place finish
Jeremy Behringer:
Jeremy Behringer: if you bust now you would have to send 3.93
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy: donkey fever here
willis mccoy: dammit man
willis mccoy: loose too
Jeremy Behringer: FT HERE YOU COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeremy Behringer: donks are just happy to cash bro
Jeremy Behringer: there is some cash at this table, fuck
Jeremy Behringer: what a bad call
Jeremy Behringer: wow
Jeremy Behringer: nice orbit
willis mccoy: ty
Jeremy Behringer: 3 to the FT
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy: kk
Jeremy Behringer: $208.96 is your prize as of now
willis mccoy: need more fuck that
Jeremy Behringer: well, go get it
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy: 6max
willis mccoy: lol
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy: fck bro
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy:
Jeremy Behringer:
Jeremy Behringer:
Jeremy Behringer: don't get crazy now
Jeremy Behringer: chill that adrenaline
willis mccoy: im very calm
Jeremy Behringer: be like fonzie
Jeremy Behringer: whats fonzie?
Jeremy Behringer: break in 1 minute
willis mccoy: KK
Jeremy Behringer: ok, now go smoke a blunt
willis mccoy: LOL
Jeremy Behringer: http://www.barnacleseafood.com/
willis mccoy: KK
willis mccoy: would be nice to take a few days ff fom this shit bro
willis mccoy: off
Jeremy Behringer: why?
willis mccoy: with a win i mean
willis mccoy: lol
willis mccoy: i have been really working hard for this shit
willis mccoy: taking over my life LOL
Jeremy Behringer: could be a long FT bubble
willis mccoy: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
willis mccoy: blinds are killer
Jeremy Behringer:
Jeremy Behringer: congrats
willis mccoy: P5's railing me
Jeremy Behringer: NOW MURDER THESE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeremy Behringer: KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Jeremy Behringer: wait
Jeremy Behringer: you mother fucker
Jeremy Behringer: my heart stopped you bitch
Jeremy Behringer: listen to me man, don't blow this stack
willis mccoy: i won't i promise
Jeremy Behringer: calm your ass down and play smart
Jeremy Behringer: there is no fucking way you should not win
Jeremy Behringer: what does MJ =?
Jeremy Behringer: greatness!!!!!! be careful with him
willis mccoy: kk
Jeremy Behringer: i'll check these peeps out, 1 sec
Jeremy Behringer: okie is soft
willis mccoy: kk
Jeremy Behringer: russ4me is soft
Jeremy Behringer: louman is very soft
willis mccoy: kk
Jeremy Behringer: 2 as stp has no data
Jeremy Behringer: must be first mtt
Jeremy Behringer: bandido is a player
Jeremy Behringer: very good
Jeremy Behringer: bleach is new and bad
willis mccoy: kk
Jeremy Behringer: bandido is the one to watch for
Jeremy Behringer: he'll be playing position and shit
willis mccoy: KK
Jeremy Behringer: if you re-pop bandido all in when he steals your BB, I bet you'll have this thing sewn up
Jeremy Behringer: nh
Jeremy Behringer: WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NUTHIN TO FUCK WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeremy Behringer: C.R.E.A.M.
Jeremy Behringer: DOLLA DOLLA BILLZ YA'LL
willis mccoy:
Jeremy Behringer: see, russ blows
willis mccoy: lol
Jeremy Behringer: ?????
willis mccoy: KQ
Jeremy Behringer: ok
Jeremy Behringer: get rid of the "shorties"
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy: right
Jeremy Behringer: ok, now the donks are gonna fly
willis mccoy: lol
Jeremy Behringer: they all happy to make $1K
Jeremy Behringer: as well they should be
willis mccoy: lmao
Jeremy Behringer: don't get stupid
willis mccoy: im not got dammit lmao
Jeremy Behringer:
Jeremy Behringer: please remember, they are donkeys.......they have never seen a FT with this much cash on it.......they are happy with the $1K and will play marginal bullshit
willis mccoy: kkk
Jeremy Behringer: except bandido
Jeremy Behringer: if he's pushing out of position he's gonna be strong
willis mccoy: AK
Jeremy Behringer: you can tell me to fuck off whenever you want
Jeremy Behringer: lol
Jeremy Behringer: scroll up
Jeremy Behringer: lol
willis mccoy: lmao
Jeremy Behringer: see how bad they are, how do you limp here?
willis mccoy: never
Jeremy Behringer: un-real
Jeremy Behringer: min raise = haw
Jeremy Behringer: ALL IN
willis mccoy: fuck no
willis mccoy: lol
Jeremy Behringer: DONK FIGHT
Jeremy Behringer: family pot at a FT?
Jeremy Behringer: wtf?
Jeremy Behringer: I'm impressed with Louman
Jeremy Behringer: that fucker has been low stack since there were 30 peeps left
willis mccoy: fuck i meant to bet 100000
willis mccoy:
Jeremy Behringer: i figured
willis mccoy: fuck man
Jeremy Behringer:
Jeremy Behringer: i was pulling for him and you to go HU
Jeremy Behringer: woulda been good TV
Jeremy Behringer: IF YOU HAVE A KING, YOU PWN HIS ASS
Jeremy Behringer: GOOD FUCKING GAME BRO, HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeremy Behringer: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?????????
Jeremy Behringer:
Jeremy Behringer: NB
willis mccoy: no
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy: bitch
Jeremy Behringer: chill man, you're fine
willis mccoy: tired of getting floated
Jeremy Behringer: pick your hand and shove it
Jeremy Behringer: any PP and Ax
Jeremy Behringer: gg bro
Jeremy Behringer: don't be pissed
willis mccoy: sob man
willis mccoy: how much did i win
Jeremy Behringer: you just turned $10 into $2200
willis mccoy: wow
willis mccoy: i wanted to win man
Jeremy Behringer: i know
willis mccoy: so so bad
Jeremy Behringer: fuck it man
Jeremy Behringer: its hard when your up against donks
Jeremy Behringer: dude called with A9o
Jeremy Behringer: pretty bad
willis mccoy: yeah no shit
willis mccoy: lol
willis mccoy: thx for the support bro
willis mccoy: how much goes to tops
willis mccoy: fuck man i got 3k online now
Jeremy Behringer: 2208.91-11x.05
Jeremy Behringer: 109.90, lol
willis mccoy: so really how did i do
Jeremy Behringer: very good
willis mccoy: ok gonna ship now
Jeremy Behringer: so now what level you gonna play?
Jeremy Behringer: 100?
Jeremy Behringer: the higher the level the easier the play
Jeremy Behringer: I truly believe that
willis mccoy: you think
Jeremy Behringer: real poker
willis mccoy: i been sucking in the bigger games
willis mccoy: lol
Jeremy Behringer: no you haven't
Jeremy Behringer: i guarantee you have good ROI
willis mccoy: i did some homework on the position shit you been telling me about
Jeremy Behringer: 19% ROI Mother Fucker
willis mccoy: payed off too
willis mccoy: lmao
Jeremy Behringer: position is the key
willis mccoy: russ outplayed me a few times bro
Jeremy Behringer: I don't think so
Jeremy Behringer: I think he had it
willis mccoy: unless he had it
Jeremy Behringer: he's not good man
willis mccoy: fuck
willis mccoy: everytime he called
willis mccoy: every fucking c-bet
Jeremy Behringer: he's nopt good enough to "outplay"
Jeremy Behringer: here are your $30 stats
Jeremy Behringer: 69 games / $6.13 Avg. Profit / 19% ROI / $423 Profit
Jeremy Behringer: you keep that avg profit over 5 for the next 31 games, you'll be a $30 shark
willis mccoy: where you find that shit
Jeremy Behringer: and thats with you cashing only 1 of your last 8
Jeremy Behringer: scope man
willis mccoy: dam
willis mccoy: didn't know dude
Jeremy Behringer: click the advanced tab and you can search all kinds of shit
willis mccoy: 109 right
Jeremy Behringer: no
Jeremy Behringer: 109.90
Jeremy Behringer: lol
willis mccoy: lol
Jeremy Behringer:
Jeremy Behringer: cheap bitch
willis mccoy: lmao
willis mccoy: dude i have to email you the HH
Jeremy Behringer: shoot it over
Jeremy Behringer: I'll look at it at work tomorrow night
willis mccoy: i think i got a small grip on my style
Jeremy Behringer: i want to see the hands when you were raise folding out of position
Jeremy Behringer: thats the shit you need to work on I think
willis mccoy: i played pretty ABC first hour
willis mccoy: like you said
Jeremy Behringer: first hour = donk dodging
willis mccoy: then i start 2.5'n them too death with garbage
Jeremy Behringer: second hour = chip accumulating
Jeremy Behringer: third hour = getting ITM
willis mccoy: i only remember making one big call
Jeremy Behringer: 4th hour =
Jeremy Behringer: 5th hour =
willis mccoy: i blaned the money out of my head
willis mccoy: blanked
Jeremy Behringer: 6th hour =
willis mccoy:
Jeremy Behringer: 7th hour = DOLLA DOLLA BILLZ YA'LL
Jeremy Behringer: those haws still at it
willis mccoy: $3198 online
Jeremy Behringer: chop it already you fuckers
Jeremy Behringer: nice
willis mccoy: yeah but i turned the channel
Jeremy Behringer: what levels you gonna play now?
willis mccoy: $50's
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy: im rolled for 79's
willis mccoy: but there is no 79 buy-ins
Jeremy Behringer: 6 max
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy: so im well rolled for the 50's down
willis mccoy: lol
willis mccoy: ill just use my sng wins to sat into the $100's
Jeremy Behringer: whats my roll for?
willis mccoy: 50%
Jeremy Behringer: i have 530
willis mccoy: 1st
Jeremy Behringer: what should I be playing?
willis mccoy: 13's
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy: 530/40=13.25
willis mccoy: fuck it takes work to win one of these
willis mccoy: dam near smoked 2 packs
willis mccoy: lol
Jeremy Behringer:
Jeremy Behringer: stop that shit man
willis mccoy: nerves were bad man
willis mccoy: i have promised myself and good this is the last pack i only got a few left
willis mccoy: God
Jeremy Behringer: break them
willis mccoy: in return ill be blessed with good health
willis mccoy: i really believe that
willis mccoy: God has really blessed me bro
willis mccoy: not with poker either
willis mccoy: just in life period
Jeremy Behringer: yea, well he shoulda rivered your ass a heart
willis mccoy:
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy: he stays out of the games
Jeremy Behringer: he's prolly a donk huh?
willis mccoy: just gives me the skill to make the right decisions
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy: im shure he is a shark
willis mccoy: but why play if your god
willis mccoy: you can't lose
Jeremy Behringer: killin the 6 max this year
willis mccoy: fuck im tired
willis mccoy: yes i saw that
Jeremy Behringer: 310 games / 3.39 avg profit / 24% ROI / $1050 profit
Jeremy Behringer: aight man, i'm out
Jeremy Behringer:
Jeremy Behringer:
willis mccoy: i think i need to withdraw $1000 and bank it
Jeremy Behringer: good fucking game
willis mccoy: ill still have a 50 roll
Jeremy Behringer: cool
Jeremy Behringer: put towards the bike
Jeremy Behringer: 268 in tops
willis mccoy: cool
willis mccoy: just need to get $162 in there for the both of us
willis mccoy: really 112
willis mccoy: ill boot my own 50
Jeremy Behringer: huh?
willis mccoy: $215x2
willis mccoy: Sunday Million
Jeremy Behringer: oh
willis mccoy: the warm up is better
willis mccoy: smaller field
willis mccoy: i do well in big fields
willis mccoy: can't believe that call
willis mccoy: A9o
willis mccoy: well the check is off to Illinois
Jeremy Behringer: donkish
willis mccoy: gonna hold it down
willis mccoy: i good 700 on hand right now
willis mccoy: so that's 1700
willis mccoy: i have enough right now to buy a good Busa
Jeremy Behringer: busa?
willis mccoy: a 06
willis mccoy: Hayabusa
Jeremy Behringer: oh
willis mccoy: $4000
Jeremy Behringer: get it
willis mccoy: man i wish i had that on Video
Jeremy Behringer: send the HH
willis mccoy: but im still learning the pogram
Jeremy Behringer: by 5pm
willis mccoy: i will asap
willis mccoy: kk
Jeremy Behringer: tired
Jeremy Behringer: bye
willis mccoy: kk
willis mccoy: not me
Jeremy Behringer: g fuckin g
Jeremy Behringer: go play a 50
willis mccoy: still got a small rush of pistoffaments